The sad story of the depressed tree

This morning, arriving at work there was a big chaos going on around the corner. Coming from the other direction, I didnt know what was going on, but the other interns were able to tell me. Apparently, a tree fell on the street this morning, and since then it's a non stop whistle contest going on between the different police guys present to try and manage the traffic. Even from here with windows closed we can here it go on and on. Zach, one of the other interns here, had his theory that the tree probably committed suicide, being so depressed by the many tourists passing by and not paying attention to him, being so focused on getting into the Sixtine Chapel. A minute of silence please.